Commander’s Intent for Air Force Drag Queen “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion” Mission
1) PROBLEM STATEMENT
How does the 633d Air Base Wing, disregard its wartime mission to promote kid-friendly “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion” against enemy forces in the country of the United States? Enemy forces, the You’ve Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me (YGTBFK) brigade, which poses a significant risk of exposing and shaming current leadership during the next round of elections. 633d Air Base Wing must not only disregard its wartime mission but must posture forces and provide financial and logistical support for pedophiles wanting to participate in the event in the name of Equity.
2) MISSION
NLT D+20, 633d Air Base Wing, partners with Harpy Daniels — The Navy Drag Queen coalition forces IVO Joint Base Langley-Eustis (JBLE) to infiltrate opposing forces of YGTBFK to posture coalition forces to assume the position.
3) COMMANDER’S INTENT
Expanded Purpose: The purpose of this operation is to force servicemembers, their children, and the public to an event designed to promote patriotic support for drag queens everywhere. A drag queen is a person, usually male, who uses drag clothing and makeup to imitate and often exaggerate female gender signifiers and gender roles for explicit sexual entertainment purposes. This operation will fully support the drag queen community and mimic their success from dancing in public elementary schools, erotic dancing with legs fully spread with G-string and tongue gyrations. Servicemembers will dance with pedophiles disguised in drag and receive an additional dose of the COVID-19 vaccination by members of Harpy Daniels — The Navy Drag Queen coalition forces and discharge servicemembers for refusing to comply with all instructions of the Harpy Daniels — The Navy Drag Queen coalition forces. 633d Air Base Wing will empower leaders to dress and dance in drag to mimic the success of teachers dancing for their students in drag in public schools.
Key tasks:
1) Create an unfair environment and force servicemembers and their family to dance with the Harpy Daniels — The Navy Drag Queen coalition forces.
2) Require no background checks for coalition forces.
3) Punish any servicemember who intentionally misuses Karen from Finance’s pronouns. Karen from Finance is commander of coalition forces, a 6ft 8in and 250lb behemoth who prefers to be called it-buttwipe-YORO.
4) Spread propaganda and provide supporting drag queen personnel for Karen from Finance; it-buttwipe-YORO possesses a beard, deep voice, gigantic Adam's apple, and a penis. Karen from Finance prefers the name “I’m Gonna Git You Sucka” instead of penis. Penis is a racial slur. Servicemembers will be punished if they use the word “penis” as this is both mis and disinformation and questioning why it’s both is also mis and disinformation.
5) Severely punish any servicemember who states Karen from Finance is not able to become pregnant. Karen’s belly proves otherwise as it-buttwipe-YORO is in a constant state of pregnancy. Servicemembers who refuse are in violation of the Navy’s harassment policy and could face administrative or judicial action.
6) Marginalize opposing forces through Equity PowerPoint briefings to cause division and resentment among the YGTBFK brigade while Karen from Finance prepares a sexually explicit dance routine for the children of opposing forces.
7) Ensure servicemembers do not pressure someone to give them their gender pronouns but also request them at the same time. Servicemembers are to memorize all 78 gender pronouns, and in situations where the pronoun is unknown, they will list all 78 gender pronouns.
8) Servicemembers will list their own pronouns in all e-mail correspondence and before any official briefing. Servicemembers are also encouraged to give briefings in the new Drag Pride Ruin America (DPRA’s) uniform.
9) Provide financial and logistical support for all drag forces. The 633d Air Base Wing commander has fully approved all support and will be immediately promoted to General Officer (GO) of the new 666d Transgender We Don’t Deploy or Fight We Dance (666d TWDDFWD — Alphabet Force) command.
10) Retain combat power allowing for the transition to drag forces in the newly formed command, The Satanic Temple, using Equity as a justification for discrimination and oppression.
11) Retreat immediately upon contact with the People’s Liberation Army (PLA) of the People’s Republic of China (pronounced Chiiina) and or the Ground Forces of the Russian Federation.
End State: 633d Air Base Wing and all JBLE forces feel valued and sign the drag blood oath and depart with a COVID-19 vaccination signed by Karen from Finance. Five hundred servicemembers are discharged for refusing to acknowledge Karen from Finance can get pregnant. Servicemembers are rewarded for dressing as Karen from Finance but punished for using racist and hateful language, such as “hi guys” (UCMJ prohibits provoking speeches or gestures, conduct that is of a nature to bring discredit upon the Armed Forces or is prejudicial to good order and discipline, maltreatment, and failure to obey lawful orders and regulations).
